Could you imagine Albus Potter coming out to his dad?
‘Dad, I’m…gay.’
‘Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a gay. And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.’
YES. THIS.
and then albus said “Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.”
- “Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out”
- “Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew”
- “Dad this response is really getting old”
- “TWO HEADMASTERS”
- “Yes, I get it two hea—”
- “BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
- “Da—”
- “THAT I EVER KNEW”
- “BRAVEST AND WISEST”
- “TWO OF THEM”
Greasiest man I ever knew
